So Tony gave me shit for having shitty blog posts on my shitty blog. Well fuck I can't let that asshole have his way. So here I am explaining my past few weeks I guess, I don't know. Fuck
So I beat Etrian Odyssey 4. It was a fun as hell game, but you fucking pleebs probably wouldn't like it. Too grindy for you pussies. But the ending was cool. Spoilers, turned out the fucking like evil titan and sacred guardian tree shit were the same thing. Shit got wiiiiild. But I saved everyone cuz I'm the fucking man. Theres some end game content, but I'll get to that later because I just got Bravely Default, the game I pretty much got my 3DS for.
I got this game on like friday and I'm already almost 20 hours in. Granted, I don't do shit all day, but still that's impressive. It's essentially a new Final Fantasy if Square didn't fuck Final Fantasy straight up the ass with no lube with their shitty XIII trilogy that sucked huge amounts of black cock. It's more classic, and has a sweet job system like FFV. I love job systems in RPGs so I'm happy. I got a thief, summoner, valkyrie which is basically a dragoon, and a ranger. My team's the shit. But unfortunately I have no friends and in this game you need friends to rebuild this village to buy shit or something, I don't know cuz I don't got friends. So if you play this game, let me know so I can fix this shitty village. It's the least you asshole can do for me.
Whelp, it's Tuesday night, so I got to get ready to get shitfaced. Peace out cunts.