Fuck off

My peach sour patch kids came today, yay!  So did my shaker.  I drank half a bottle of bourbon and caused a fight between my friends.  It was a good night.  Ish.  Anyway, I started Secret of Evermore, here's a picture of my character and his dog.

We live in the 50's apparently, and I love shitty movies.  And my dogs an asshole and chases some cat.  Eventually we get to some super scientists lair and get sent to some prehistoric age bullshit.  And holy shit, my dog became some badass direwolf!  And we fought velociraptors or some shit!

After barely surviving that fight, we go into a prehistoric village where they apparently worship some 8 year old bitch also from the 50's wearing glasses.  They call her Fire Eyes but her real name is Elizabeth.  Both names suck.

Anyway, I'll get back to this later.  Peace out fuck heads.